Wonder Dave

www.wonderdave.net
Mon Jan 30
admirallordpresident: deleeete: admirallordpresident: It’s been a long time since I made bacon pancakes. I think the last time was when Wonder Dave was here. oh man i want this a lot Come on-a my house, I’m gonna make you bacon pancakes. Truth Jim these were damn tasty. They didn’t even need syrup. I also have not had them since we dinned at your abode.

admirallordpresident:

deleeete:

admirallordpresident:

It’s been a long time since I made bacon pancakes.

I think the last time was when Wonder Dave was here.

oh man i want this a lot

Come on-a my house, I’m gonna make you bacon pancakes.

Truth Jim these were damn tasty. They didn’t even need syrup. I also have not had them since we dinned at your abode.

(Source: iraffiruse)

livingparodiesofloveandloss:

vegtablez:

“You don’t come back in here until you’ve apologized to every person in this room, Because you just exercised a freedom that none of these people of color have. When these people of color get tired of racism, they can’t just walk out, because there’s no place in this country where they aren’t going to be exposed to racism. They can’t even stay in their own homes and not be exposed to racism if they turn on their television. But you, as a white female, when you get tired of being judged and treated unfairly on the basis of your eye color, you can walk out that door, and you know it won’t happen out there. You exercised a freedom they don’t have. If you’re going to be in here you’re going to apologize to every person of color in this room. And do it now.”

“I’m sorry there’s racism in this country—

“BULLSHIT! No, you’re not going to say ‘I’m sorry there’s racism.’ You’re going to apologize for what YOU just did.”

“I will not apologize because it’s not a matter of race always—”

“OUT.”

Jane Elliot is a champ.

Not a fan of the fact that she calls orientation a choice, but I see what she’s getting at. The rest is pure badassery.

This Looks like Vertigo Comics “the House of Mystery”

This Looks like Vertigo Comics “the House of Mystery”

(Source: veir, via thicketsandthings)

Sun Jan 29
I've been nominated for the 'Best of Bawdy' show on Feb 18th!

All you have to do is click the link and click on me! You get five votes and I imagine you will see familiar names like Baruch Porras Hernandez (Queer Open Mic), Blythe Baldwin (QOM and That’s What She Said), Tatyana Brown (TWSS and many Slam events), Sarah Dopp (QOM), Jamie Dewolf (Poetry Slammer and host of Tourettes without Regrets) on the list as well so craft the show you want to see this February 18th. The Power is YOURS!

Wed Jan 25

writebloody:

Img. 1 - A copy of the New York Times I found on my desk.

Img. 2 - The face I made at the first article. 

Tue Jan 24
Sun Jan 22
nevver: WW

nevver:

WW

Sat Jan 21
Chthonic Theater live streaming at 9!

This super Sweet show myself and Baruch in tonight is about to go live! Check it out!

dc-whos-who: “There has always been a raven in the Dreaming.” Info here. Text: Mark Waid/art: Kelley Jones/Colors: Mark Waid Behind the Raven: The Matthew Cable story

dc-whos-who:

“There has always been a raven in the Dreaming.”

Info here.

Text: Mark Waid/art: Kelley Jones/Colors: Mark Waid

Behind the Raven: The Matthew Cable story

(via comicsalliance)

Thu Jan 12
This quote was inspired by the time that Big Poppa E left his notebook sitting out and I literally whacked off into it.

This quote was inspired by the time that Big Poppa E left his notebook sitting out and I literally whacked off into it.

(Source: bigpoppaeslam)

rosalarian:

kinsey-x:

Buy ALL the girl scout cookies.

And tell the Girl Scouts why you are buying all the cookies. And then enjoy eating all those cookies.

Yep. Eating me some cookies!

(Source: labocat)

Sun Jan 8

My next gig is Thursday Jan 12th!

The Lost Church

65 Capp St San Francisco

7:30 Doors
$10 cover

Morris Stegosaurus performs an hour long set of music, poetry, and visual art alongside Seattle guitarist Jonathan Maxwell, of the band “Mindbraek” and San Francisco musician Star St.Germain, of “This Can’t End Well”.

There will also be an opening set of comedic/poetic awesomeness by Wonder Dave and Caitlin Gill.

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Morris Stegosaurus is a surrealist poet whose work has appeared in numerous publications, on stages throughout the US and Canada, and on HBO’s Def Poetry Jam. Here’s the video link: http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=kEXXo6HbzJ4


and here is the facebook event:

http://www.facebook.com/events/321226124566804/
This promises to be an evening in which many Lobsters are rocked.


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 Also this Monday Baruch performs at the Marsh come sit in the audience with me and be awesome!